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Easter jokes help kids to get into the spirit of the festival. Explore this article to find some fun-filled humorous Easter jokes for children.

Easter Jokes For Kids

People, belonging to the Christian community, all over the world celebrate Easter to remember the resurrection of Lord Jesus Christ. While the festival also welcomes spring, people take this opportunity to meet their loved ones and spend quality time with them. Partying, gifting, church masses, exchanging greetings and activities are the main attractions of the day. As for parties and get-togethers, good jokes can create a good festive feeling, especially for the kids. Given here are some funny good Easter jokes that will leave your kids laughing their heart out. Read on to know them as they are sure to bring a smile to everyone's face.

Fun-Filled Easter Jokes For Children

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies

Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?
A: Rabbit De Niro!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
A: Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
A: His lucky people's foot!

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an over-sterssed person?
A: An Easter basket case!

Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favorite state capital?
A: Albunny, New York!

Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for 3 hours!

Q: Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
A: He didn't have the hare fare.

Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain.

Q: Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
A: Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car!

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A: Just look for the grey hares

Q: Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
A: To the re-tail store

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!

Q: What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A: One with a hoppy ending

Q: How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?
A: From scratch

Q: Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
A: Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.

Q: What does a sick chicken say?
A: I have the people pox.

Q: What do rabbits have that nothing else has?
A: Baby rabbits.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a scout?
A: A rabbit who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
A: Because it's always on a sundae!

Q: What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
A: Colored eggrolls!